Stargate Oversight

Bad news, everyone here has Amnesia. Who are we? What are we doing? What is a Stargate? Why have I been eating all this tuna (Joke about Mei and Kiana goes here), Why is the hot doctor lady who's doing experiments on me really familiar.
For those of you who don't have amnesia, or do not have brain worms that have eaten 1/3 of your brain. It's time for a follow up to an episode from over a series ago. Who, what, where, when why? I forgot I have amnesia..
Elswhere some writers OC Daniel Get'sLaid is going through his tumblr phase, as he decides to replace his old favourite, his wife (Destiel) with a new lady (SuleMio) as my man undergoes the shortest greiving period known to mammalia, as a new (old) woman enters his life.
Anyway after all those amuse bouches, you can all have a little ego death as a treat.
 
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It's peak depression hours again. Come on girls, let's get rotmaxxing in a hopeless fervor as we discuss the third installment of Hideki Anno's remake of the anime that makes you feel really bad. It's Evangelion time! We return to these movies after a long while to ask such philosophical questions as "what if you were gay?" and "is it ethical to put a bomb collar on a child?". Well, maybe I am slightly exaggerating there, but we certainly go on some tangents that make our friend and returning guest Storm (not the cat) insane.After Shinji put non-branded flavour aide in the oceans, we have to figure out how to find hope in a hopeless world. Also they did sci-fi magic to make all the underage characters not age for 100% not weirdy creepy fanservice and merchandising opportunities for the absolute worst fans out there. Hope tells us that they thematically make it work later on and I'm inclined to believe her, but...come on. There's a contingent of Evangelion fans whose hard drives really need checking.The full episode is nearly 3 hours long and this is not even our longest one. Sometimes it's riffs, sometimes it's actually making interesting points that engage critically and meaningfully with this art. I'm honestly convinced that Anno spent hours and hours in some kind of fucked up laboratory studying how to make you feel as much pain as physically possible with this one.
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Extended cut available on Patreon to hear Sierra's really bad takes about things going on right now. Content Warning: We make jokes about Canadian Healthcare.
 
I really love it when Hope just hits the record button without telling us and begins the episode. So, Zencastr is fucked. Podcastle is fucked. We're trying a new way of recording, which should hopefully not change anything for you. However, feel free to give us any feedback if there are any quality issues or anything else that may arise from us changing how we are recording our episodes.
Anyway, with the preamble out of the way, let's talk about Stargate. Maybe. Sorry, this season is being a mixed bag again and today we got given an episode where absolutely nothing happens and we have to do a bunch of filler to make content out of it. Daniel is forced to relinquish his title of wife guy as he experiences the most common thing to happen to anybody in the United States military, which is to witness his wife being penetrated by another man. What ensues is an episode in which every single character attempts to tell Daniel to go find a baby about 50 times and he somehow doesn't understand what any of them mean. There's no riddles. There is absolutely nothing confusing about what he is being told in the slightest.I don't know, he has COVID or something this episode.
 
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I (Hope) am sleepy. Because the episode was originally exported at 1.6x speed. You might have gotten to hear the patreon cut. With jokes and goofs (why the fuck was there a charcoal Taki in my bag of crisps) left in. You can still hear it on our patreon which is free for April. The regular episode is up NOWIt finally happened! After all this time, the gang is back together again. What better way for us to bring everyone back onboard than to do a little bit of team building? We rented out the Stargate National Park of Vancouver for an exciting outdoor game of laser tag with a little twist that Ryan and Hope couldn't possibly be expecting. I thought we could make things a bit livelier if they had laser tag guns, but I had a fully functioning AR-15 with bump stock. If they can survive this encounter, it will make them better podcasters.Oh yeah, we actually talk about Stargate at some points during this episode, I guess. We're a Stargate podcast. I basically just described what happens in this episode at the Apophis ISIS training camp stocked with the best military grade twinks the US armed forces could find. We have some mixed bag episodes in this show sometimes in terms of quality, but this time we got an absolute banger of an episode. Oh yeah and Jack makes a dude watch a Live Leak video of a guy fucking dying, I guess.Follow us on: https://twitter.com/Hfrayorl https://twitter.com/FrostytheGirlAnd join our Patreon at the $3.50+ tier in order to access to a monthly bonus episode and extended cuts of some main episodes https://www.patreon.com/SGOPodcast. April 2024 is a free month as an apology for being bad at doing podcasting. Featuring: Sierra FrostHopeFrayorland Ryan!

We were so close. We were so close to returning to the way the podcast was intended to be. Frosty AKA Sierra finally has returned (that's me) and Ryan wasn't overworked or half-dead for once. Unfortunately, Hope is busy with her collection of 10/10 smoke show baddies in another country, so the inmates are running the asylum on this one.And I was supposed to edit the episode and build our backlog while Hope was away. I did not. Sorry.Anyway, that's enough preamble. This is an episode where we explore such groundbreaking ideas as misunderstanding what the term "dark ages" means as the gang arrive at the field in Vancouver to find the civilisation that's just one church. Not a particularly big one either. Also no one seems to do any kind of labour or agriculture whatsoever apart from watch an old man decide who should be sacrificed to Satan. We don't want to do it, but if we kill enough people, God will forgive us or something idk. It's a lot like living in Britain, I guess.But luckily, our brave heroes thwart this great evil by using the greatest US airforce military doctrine that no medieval peasant could ever fathom: rolling down a hill.Follow us on: https://twitter.com/Hfrayorl https://twitter.com/FrostytheGirlAnd join our Patreon at the $3.50+ tier in order to access to a monthly bonus episode and extended cuts of some main episodes https://www.patreon.com/SGOPodcast. April 2024 is a free month as an apology for being bad at doing podcasting. Featuring: Sierra FrostBlazeand Ryan!

Yada Yada. Patreon bonus episode. Gib money (except I asked Forsty to make it free this month after we didn't upload for 2 weeks)
 
Sorry we vanished for two weeks. I(Hope) was gettign dome the likes of which only the yuri goddess' can comprehend. The rest of us, ah don't worry about itWe're back though. With an experimental episode. We took on Steven Segal's Environmental "epic" On Deadly ground Rifftrax style
 
Join Ryan, Storm and Hope as we follow Segal in his greatest battle yet. With his own future self's hypocrisy.Look, look hear me out. What if a white guy, who like really, really, really loved nature and put out oil fires with explosives. Was actually the coolest guy who ever lived. And what if what if. He was so cool everyone he met respects him. Even people he's only just met think he's the coolest person ever. Like he's a bear that's a manMAN BEAR PIG?
No, no. He's got the spirit of a bear, and because he is soo cool he gets to go on a Totally accurate Vision quest, with naked people and he fucks the earth and he's so cool.
 
And then he saves the day and gives a 40 minute speech about the enviroment....
 
Tell you what, I'll let you do it, if you do a sequal to Under Siege
 
Deal
 
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Frosty is back from her long hiatus and here with us all to see our new favourite character in the show! Today the SG-1 crew meet the new main character of the show, John Mandalorian AKA Mr. Will Definetly Be Appearing Again.Yeah, this is an episode that is just straight up from a completely different show. While on holiday in the lush forests of Vancouver once again, the SG-1 team are captured by every Bounty Hunter OC I have ever encountered on a Star Wars RP forum. He needs you to know he's the coolest guy in the galaxy. He needs you to know that. No one can beat him. He's the coolest. He's the best at everything. He has the best gadgets. For some reason, he's also the heckin Joker for like no reason. But he's also a good guy, I guess? Look, someone thought they had made someone cool and then never ever put him back in the show after they realised they didn't. I guess he appears again in a book or something.
One day the actual podcast crew will be in the same episode again.
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no Ryan

Damn recruit I haven't seen dimension jumping like that since I was a stragging young SGA member. You're a full Quantum leap ahead of your class. Make sure you get back to the 3rd Rock from the Sun safely now..Hello and welcome to Season 1 Episode 19 (again)[We're getting the good ending this time]Only this time our favourite penguin of Madagascar is here to save the day, and so is Carter. Who is a woman, with hair extensions and a husband. Who's her husband... Not important at all not important.Anyway Jack and Carter will they won't they to carry on for years.Look this episode is meh, we're all tired and DEMOCRACYFollow us on: https://twitter.com/Hfrayorl And join our Patreon at the $3.50+ tier in order to access to a monthly bonus episode and extended cuts of some main episodes https://www.patreon.com/SGOPodcastFeaturing: Blazehttps://www.twitch.tv/hopefrayorl and RyanThe Ice Queen herself Arcticia Frost isn't here

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Instead just take these new nanite pills and learn all the knowledge contained within. How do we do this, it's simple. Many of you already have blood boys, whom you are using to remain young. Simply use them as a brain boy as a child before using our patented Ice cream scooping method to remove the brain, turn in into it's drinkable from and gain their knowledge.This project won Multiple Silicon valley awards and gained Billions of investment dollars before being revealed to be a scam.,
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Hello and welcome to Girls Night. And because it's girls night we did a movie about men, about cops being funny little guys and getting weird with it. We enter for the first time, and probably not the last the Takeshi Kitano cinematic universe. Such an enigmatic man: Comedian, actor, director, artist, hard bastard and castle owner. This time he's playing a cop who's just a little birthday boy. A birthday boy who in America would be a damn hero. But we're not in America, although just like America the state treats it's attack dogs and enforcers like shit, forcing Nishi (Beast Takeshi) To get creative
I mean who dones't want to be called a dog, and then told to go off the leash and savage people at the behest of the A really hot Lady I I mean the state yeah...Follow us on: https://twitter.com/Hfrayorl And join our Patreon at the $3.50+ tier in order to access to a monthly bonus episode and extended cuts of some main episodes https://www.patreon.com/SGOPodcastFeaturing: The Ice Queen herself Arcticia Frosthttps://www.twitch.tv/hopefrayorl and RyanSorry it's late Frosty is busy and I was... Ok look Hope is writing this you know what I was doing